"what are your plans for the future" *shrugs so hard that my arms detach at the shoulders and i am no longer asked any questions that arent about my missing limbs*
please turn on the audio for this
WHY IA THAT STILL GOING
he’s still updating it..
the most expensive thing i can buy right now is 90 quadrillion cookies, and im willing to bet theres ‘content’ well into the nonillions
making flat shiba
1 wow please
I’ve been playing cat simulator lately and it’s pretty fun
I went to an Arab-American comedy night and there was a Muslim guy making a joke about being in high school football.
"I was hit so hard, I saw Jesus. Do you know how hard you have to be hit to see somebody else’s god?"
This is what jokes about religion are supposed to look like.
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